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Flowers
MVO 1 – Voce si intonatie de stand-up comedian:
I suck at bringing flowers, men… and
I’m guaranteed to have arguments with my girl on this one… She’s always bitching that I never bring her flowers. And if the next day I come with a bouquet, she goes:
“Yeah, right, now, ’cause I told you?”
If I bring flowers with no reason, it’s not OK again, she goes:
“What have you done this time?”
If I bring her 3 carnations, she calls me cheap, now I’M CHEAP and she goes:
“They look as if taken from the garbage bin.”
On the other hand, If I bring her an imperial orchid, I’m stupid, ’cause I spend money on stupid things.
OK, one thing is clear: when it comes to flowers, no matter what they do, guys cannot win… And I’m telling you: I have a dream! One day I’ll find an ecologist…
Announcer – MVO2:
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Friends know why.
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Pizza
MVO 1 – Voce si intonatie de stand-up comedian:
A couple of days ago, I made the mistake of asking her: “You know what?
I’d order a pizza. Do you want some?”
She goes, just as usual: “No. Or, maybe…”
I said “Well, are you hungry or not?” ‘Cause , you know, for us it’s clear, for them it’s not that simple…
She goes: “Well, a little, maybe I’ll get hungry later…”
And I was very hungry, so I said: “OK. I’ll have an extra spicy one. What do you want?”
“Don’t get me something else. I’ll just have a bite from yours. But I don’t want the spicy one.”
“Oh, so I should order something FOR MYSELF from which YOU will eat only if you happen to get hungry, right?”
“Myeah…”
“And what will I eat?”
And she goes:
“Well, maybe I won’t even get that hungry…”
Announcer – MVO2:
For this reason and for many others, we deserve to have Men’s Day.
Friends know why.
Sign on www.mensday.ro or send “YES” via SMS to 1870.